I AM TED THEODORE LOGAN

BILL AND TED. They are awesome. These movies are works of art worthy enough to be mentioned in the same sentence as Godfather, Dirty Harry, E.T., and Street Fighter (the one with Van Damme). Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey should be studied around the world for their sheer brilliance and ability to relate to EVERYONE (everyone awesome that is). Now. I know what some of you may say. Either you haven't seen it yet OR you completely disagree with what I am saying. Well, to you I say, either get off your butt and see it now OR your mind just cannot comprehend the genius of these works.

KEANU REEVES

The casting of this incredibly wooden and unbelievable actor is like finding a quarter and then using that quarter to pay for something that costs exactly 25 cents. IT JUST MAKES SENSE. This is the only time Keanu Reeves has ever been properly cast for a movie role. He's such a natural here that I am fairly certain he wasn't acting and actually believed he was traveling through time in a phone booth and was playing Battleship against the Grim Reaper.

PHONE BOOTH TIME MACHINE

Simple and elegant, this contraption does not require the power input of 1.21 gigawatts nor does it require the use of the flux capacitor. You just dial in the time period you want to travel to and make sure that nothing messes with the antennae on the top of the booth, and BHAM, you're picking up Napoleon and dropping him off at the local bowling alley before you can say "Wyld Stallions".

WORLD PEACE

Bill and Ted are solely responsible for world peace. If it weren't for them, the world would be stuck in a post apocalyptic world fighting off mutant elephants and and listening to the endless nagging of basket weaving hippies continuously chanting, "I told you so."