Okay..so I was thinking about this recently. WHAT'S UP WITH THE TWILIGHT FAD? Now, before you continue with this entry, Twilight fans please beware. You may be offended by this, and that is intentional.YOU GOT AN AWESOME BOD. I GOT IT.
Why can't the werewolf put on a shirt. This dude needs to get over himself and stop being half naked 99% of the time he walks this earth. I get it. Tween girls melt at the sight of this guy's abs, but listen up tweens...you're all stupid. The only time this guy actually pulled off a movie role was when he rapped in Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
I AM CONSUMED BY DEEP, DARK EMOTION.
Does Bella know how to smile? Does she get that there are worse things in life than being hot for two different people? I mean...doesn't she have to worry about her school? Where are her parents while all this is going on? Do they know she's entangled in a love triangle between someone how is more pale than an albino and someone else who has less personality than a turd.
Now I haven't really seen the movies, I admit. But watching the trailers and commercials on tv causes me to die a little bit each time, so I don't know if I could live through a proper viewing. So to all you tweens out there who are Twilight obsessed.....obsess over something worth obsessing over like...
RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II
Why can't the werewolf put on a shirt. This dude needs to get over himself and stop being half naked 99% of the time he walks this earth. I get it. Tween girls melt at the sight of this guy's abs, but listen up tweens...you're all stupid. The only time this guy actually pulled off a movie role was when he rapped in Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
I AM CONSUMED BY DEEP, DARK EMOTION.
Does Bella know how to smile? Does she get that there are worse things in life than being hot for two different people? I mean...doesn't she have to worry about her school? Where are her parents while all this is going on? Do they know she's entangled in a love triangle between someone how is more pale than an albino and someone else who has less personality than a turd.
Now I haven't really seen the movies, I admit. But watching the trailers and commercials on tv causes me to die a little bit each time, so I don't know if I could live through a proper viewing. So to all you tweens out there who are Twilight obsessed.....obsess over something worth obsessing over like...
RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II
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