YOU HAD ME AT CHEESE PLATE

So many people say humor is attractive. It's a definite plus in a person's character. The ability to make anyone laugh is never easy but if you can pull it off, it's one of the best ways to get people to like you. So maybe this is why these two lucky ladies have received my eternal affections.

CHEESE SOUP RESULTS IN EXPLOSION OF THE BOWELS

Liz Lemon, aka. Tiny Fey, (or vice versa), definitely has my attention. The librarian look is definitely a plus, and if Tiny Fey is even remotely similar to her 30 Rock alto ego, she might as well be the perfect woman. Someone who's idea of a wild time is spending the day at a bird museum in Germany definitely has my attention (and for all the right reasons). And an evening in wrapped in a slanket and eating cheese is definitely a turn on. VERDICT: IDEAL WOMAN

PIXIE STICKS AND CANDY NECKLACES

Amy Poehler. I am definitely jealous of the guy who got to marry her. I am not surprised he snagged this gem of a woman after all, he was in Arrested Development AND plays Banks in 30 Rock. That goofy smile of hers which is similar to an uncomfortable smile any child makes when they poop their pants is priceless. While her clueless character on Parks and Recreation doesn't really compare to Liz Lemon, her air headed antics still generate warm fuzzy feelings in me. VERDICT: SUB-IDEAL WOMAN, BUT IDEAL ENOUGH

Honorable Mention: Rachael Dratch. I don't think I really need to explain this one. She just has "it"