I WEAR THAT WHERE?!

Fanny packs. Why do they get such a bad rap. I mean, they are a useful accessory. I say BRING THEM BACK.

I AIN'T GOT NO POCKETS.

Say what? No place to put those keys, wallets, tissues, gums, and phones, but don't want to lug around a giant back pack or shoulder bag? Fanny pack my friend. It's genius construction makes it possible to store so much without taking much room.

HOW REFINED.

Fanny packs come in many styles and colors. Want the simple fanny back basic? Well you can do that. Want a place to separate all your little things into sections? Gosh darn it, YOU CAN DO THAT, TOO! Possibilities are endless.

THAT'S QUITE SOME FLAIR YOU HAVE.

Something missing from your outfit? The space around your waist seem a little....empty? FANNY PACK. It can bring an outfit together much better than a simple belt can. Want to go fanny pack classic style? Wear the pack right in front of your belly. That'll let the ladies know you're great dad material. Want a little something for the clubs? Rotate it around your hip. That'll let everyone know you're a hipster who sets trends. Want to appear like an adventurer? Dangerous and mysterious? Simply have the around your lower back. That gives off the "I don't give a damn vibe" mixed in with " 'Danger'? I cannot process THAT word."

Trust me. Throw in a fanny pack into your usual wardrobe and you'll be turning heads for all the right reasons.