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Has anyone seen the movie Crimson Tide? It came out like in 1995, so like 80 years ago. It's a good movie and stars Denzel Washingotn and Gene Hackman. Now, I don't know anything about life on a submarine or anything like that. But if I ever considered life on one, this movie definitely changed my mind.

SWEAT IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY.

Man, if the movie is to be believed, you're gonna be spending 24-7 sweating, being sweaty, and being sweat on by other sweaty dudes. The first thing I noticed when I first saw this movie was the sweat. Forget about the Russians, the real enemy here is dehydration.

DUDES. AND WAY TOO MANY OF THEM.

So certain things are just obvious. You don't have to experience them, but you can kinda assume and you'd be right. But nothing nails the point home better than actually seeing it for yourself. I don't care if this is a movie, there are way too many dudes in such a confined metal phallus. Forget the fact that you can't experience your God given right to breathe in fresh air for 9 months, give me back my personal space. Now, if I had my personal space invaded by an army of Tina Feys, I would not complain. I say that right now. After all, who would? But sharing an area of 3 meters squared with 6 dudes doesn't sound like the kind of life I would like to live especially if I'm someone who CHOSE to leave behind my hot girlfriend for a two year stint living under the sea with with a bunch of dudes who look like Tony Soprano.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

The stress. One slip up and you're gonna be launching depth charges and engaging in an under water zig zagging submarine chase. Let's just say there is no room for a case of the "Mondays" here.