Well according to Teen Dream, Teen Scream, and Teen Beat magazines, it's Justin Bieber. Since the sudden appearance and popularity of The Bieber, the reasons behind his fame has quickly become one of mankind's greatest mysteries easily replacing the greatest of them all, "Is there a god?" Which, by the mere existence of Justin Bieber, the answer is obviously...no.WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN?
Well clearly one of the secrets to wooing a mass of intellectually underdeveloped female tweens is to..well, look like you were just born yesterday. Apparently this guy is 16-years_old. Okay, does anyone believe that?
HAIR CLUB FOR MEN
The stylin' hair of a "man" in the music business. Big deal. My hair looks like that everyday when I wake up in the morning AND I don't need to use styling gel to keep it that way. I just use my natural scalp grease to keep it in place for the rest of the day.
ROMEO AND WHO?
Okay...the guy did teach himself how to play the guitar, piano, trumpet, and drums. I will give him that. But does it make sense that this guy sings about his relationship with the "ladies"? It makes as much sense as me rapping about being a CASH MONEY MILLIONAIRE and REPRESENTIN' MY HOMIES. If this kid actually does better with the ladies than I do, well, all hope is lost, I guess.
Well clearly one of the secrets to wooing a mass of intellectually underdeveloped female tweens is to..well, look like you were just born yesterday. Apparently this guy is 16-years_old. Okay, does anyone believe that?
HAIR CLUB FOR MEN
The stylin' hair of a "man" in the music business. Big deal. My hair looks like that everyday when I wake up in the morning AND I don't need to use styling gel to keep it that way. I just use my natural scalp grease to keep it in place for the rest of the day.
ROMEO AND WHO?
Okay...the guy did teach himself how to play the guitar, piano, trumpet, and drums. I will give him that. But does it make sense that this guy sings about his relationship with the "ladies"? It makes as much sense as me rapping about being a CASH MONEY MILLIONAIRE and REPRESENTIN' MY HOMIES. If this kid actually does better with the ladies than I do, well, all hope is lost, I guess.
2 comments:
Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
your well written introductory paragraph blows my socks off. hahaha. one of my favorite posts.
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